Here at Political Calculations, we care about your Thanksgiving experience. So to that end, we'll present Esquire's Glen Waggoner's list of the three things you should never do with food on Thanksgiving Day:
- Don't be "creative" with the menu.
- Don't even think of serving anything other than turkey.
- Don't get a frozen turkey.
The explanations of why you shouldn't do these things are here....
We know that for many of you, it's simply too late to avoid making these mistakes at this point, but at least you now have a short starter list of the things you did wrong this Thanksgiving!
And although it might truly be too late for you to have made at least one more surprisingly common mistake, to help you avoid the stigma of perhaps setting your house on fire and sending innocent bystanders to the hospital, here's Alton Brown's invaluable guide to what you need to know and do to deep fry your turkey:
Happy Thanksgiving!