With a post title like that, you might think we'd be analyzing Venezuelan "President" Hugo Chávez' apparent strategy for assimilating Cuba, Ecuador, Bolivia, Colombia and Panama into his dream of a "Bolívarian" empire under his decreed control. But no, we're actually talking about ourselves today, because that's how Sharenator's Webempires app described us (HT: Newmark's Door):
Take that, Montserrat! And thank you to the 1 in every 178,571 Internet users who have made our ascent into web empire-dom possible!