Spam is a fact of life for just about anybody who has an e-mail address. Like most people who are compelled to fight against the endless stream of mindless e-mail messages, we have continuously sought to strain it from our in-boxes before finally clicking it out of existence. Who could really take these messages seriously?
But then, we began to wonder if maybe we were missing something. What if the people behind the millions of messages were really just trying to reach out to us the only way they knew how, with their banks of internet-connected computers and specially programmed virus software developed specifically for the purpose of randomly propagating enough spam to maybe, just maybe get past our spam filtering software program? Who are we to say that all their efforts should be wasted?
And so, instead of automatically deleting the contents of our spam filter, we decided to go through the assortment of 167 pieces of spam that have accumulated since we deleted the filter's contents earlier today and pick five that we'll reward by acknowledging the needs of the spammer behind the spam here on our blog. As we type this, we sense that 168 spammers might feel their world is, suddenly and somehow, a statistically better place. Make that 169....
| Spammer | Our Note to You |
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| Shane Metcalf | Wow! We can't tell you how much we were excited to have the opportunity to Order cheap medications in Canada and save money. The only problem is that we only order cheap medications from outfits whose names we can pronounce, and ŤCanadianPharmacyť was simply too difficult for us to say, as we've never been very good at speaking French. Should some of our ŤCanadian friends help us out here, we will, of course, immediately visit your China-based web site. |
| hailey liwana | Thank you for your spam titled How's yourself? Elisa Bright. We are, in fact, "wanting a bigger ?", but first, we wonder if you might tell us more about "The various magistracies, namely, the nine Archons, the Treasurers, The elections to the various offices Solon enacted should be by lot, it was in his time that the descendants of Codrus retired from the"Frankly, we're anxious to find out just what it was that Codrus' descendants retired from, as we haven't heard from them in years. Send us more spam soon, and don't leave out any of the juicy details! |
| Anssi Seru | bugi right back at you! Even though we used to be into genetic manipulation years ago, we like to think we learned something from the experience, not to mention the carnage and government cover-up that followed. Because of having gone through all that, we can safely assure you that there is, in fact, NO way you can turn your worm into a trouser snake safely. Do us a favor, get away from the laboratory and consider taking up interdeal goff instead.... |
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