Unexpectedly Intriguing!
10 November 2005

Did you ever wonder what the doctors and nurses were writing in those patient charts? Political Calculations has the inside story from the hospital's candystripers, who fortunately, could decipher the doctor's scribblings....

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.

The expression "time heals all wounds" goes a long way to explaining why the wait times at emergency rooms are so long....

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

I guess I would too....

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

Hospital security still has no leads.

She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

No comment....

The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.

This is exactly why it sucks being a psychologist.

I will be happy to go into her GI system, she seems ready and anxious.

She said it beats seeing the psychologist again....

Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

Budget cuts evidently led to the hospital's phasing out of those gowns that don't close in the back.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

The psychologist. Practicing since 1983.

Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

Naughty, naughty patients. Thinking they run out and live without authorization from the doctor....

The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Ward to dispose of him.

From what I understand, Dr. Ward is usually called in when the psychologist needs help too.

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