Want to know what's wrong with your business card? This guy will tell you (HT: Core77):
And yet, as impressive as he tries to make it sound, he doesn't take his own business card to the next level. We give you Meat Cards. Business cards made from meat. And lasers:
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
Indeed.
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